Bumper Stickers

by Tom Todd (from "Steve & Dan Originals" on the net)
From the Nov. 1998 WrapAround

I found a list of paddling oriented bumper stickers on the net. I thought they were funny enough to share with you. Perhaps we can choose one for the club bumper sticker.

• This vehicle stops at all river crossings
• In Anticipation Of Precipitation
• Life's short- paddle hard
• Love many, trust a few but always paddle your own canoe
• Half the paddle, twice the paddler
• Follow me to the putin
• Rollin' on the river
• Take me to the river
• I remember when kayaking was dangerous and sex was safe
• Paddle solo, sleep tandem
• Shut up and Paddle
• Surf New Hampshire
• Frankly, my dear, I don't want a dam.
• Dam Politicians, not Rivers
• Paddlers do it rapidly
• I'd rather be paddlin'
• Aquaholic
• You deserve a good paddling
• We all live downstream
• Runnin' down a dream,
  Runnin' down a stream
• Kayakers get eaten more often
• Kayakers love to play in holes
• Kayakers roll over without falling out
• Kayakers roll over and do it again

… and one great quote from a friend, Drew Tittler

• Amusement park rides are for people who don't know how to paddle!"